E! Online is reporting that Larry Flint and Joe Francis are seeking a $5 Billion bailout of the Porn Industry from the US Government.
"People are too depressed to be sexually active," Flynt added in a statement. "This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex."
OK people. Let's think about this. We've seen what the government can do with health care and social security. Do you really think allowing them access to the porn industy will improve the quality of low budget, no plot line, drunken girls flashing tits on video? Be prepared for GGW: Extra Nips and Sagging Utters Edition.
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